Ok for our oscar party we should bake a nice cake like this one. We can celebrate single women everywhere by putting a giant black cat on top of it. Then we can eat the cat like we're eating our pain of being single and unnaturally attached to our cats. And even though we don't have cats yet, we can use our imaginations to pretend. Then we can compare what we ate for dinner last night. Later, we can bake a cake with a cool picture of George Michael on it. I'll go buy that special paper that you can print on and eat it. You get the sprinkles.