Monday, March 21, 2005

Dance Move of the Week


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Originally uploaded by andi814.
A new feature to urbanatime will be the Dance Move of the Week posting. I want to help all of you that may be a little shy with a little move called "The Cabbage Patch."

The move starts like this. Imagine yourself with a giant bowl of pancake batter in front of you. This bowl is HUGE and you've got a giant spoon to stir it with. You with me? Now...
1. make hands into fists
2. Bend elbow and bring fists to chest
3. Now raise the left knee just a bit.
4. and Stir that batter
5. STIR IT!
6. STIR
7. get those legs moving!

You've got it! GOOD

2 comments:

Orudis KT said...
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Orudis KT said...

IMPORTANT INFORMATION: The cabbage patch is prescribed along with a diet of peanut butter and orange juice and is not for everyone including people with hemorrhoids, women who are nursing, pregnant or may become pregnant (during the cabbage patch). Report to urbanatime promptly if you experience unexplained muscle pain or cravings for chocolate-chip pancakes from IHOP, as they may be a sign of serious side effects. Side effects occur infrequently and include muscle aches, constipation, abdominal pain, and ass secretions. They are usually mild and tend to go away within 24 hours. The cabbage patch has not been shown to prevent heart disease or heart attacks but will decrease your likelihood for cancer of the balls.