Take that Miami! We don't need your Banana Boat stinkin' beaches no ways. Everyone KNOWS that tanning in the metropolis is a science only geniuses can handle. In fact, when it comes to bronzing, Miami's like the word find on the back of my box of cocoa krispies--far too easy. Urbana and Orudis prefer more of a challenge. Stimulate our minds and our pores, if you will. Mmmm hmmm, yeah that's right. Beaches are for pussies.