Monday, April 11, 2005
Do's and don'ts from a girl who
knows NOTHING about dating:
1. Do tell him his breath stinks
2. Do get so wasted that you wake up sitting on his face.
3. Do bring him home to play with your nintendo bazooka
4. do ram your bazooka in his dirt star
1. Don't offer to pay for anything
2. Don't wear underwear
3. Don't ask him to punch you in the face
4. Don't tell him about the blog (that's 3rd date)
5. Don't look pretty.