Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Dance Move of the Week: THE FETAL POSITION
Which is what you all should be in after being brought to your knees in agony by Nick and Jess's breakup.
No instruction is necessary with this one given that you've done it before either in your mother's womb or, more memorably, the last time you were stricken with a severe case of angry bunghole.
Nevertheless, for a demonstration check out Supreme Trading this Saturday. I'll be the one in the Rubbermaid busting a serious fetal move in the middle of the dance floor. Amniotic fluid is optional.