Tuesday, May 03, 2005

O'Donnell Diet


What hath Rosie wrought?! Perhaps it is not for us to know.
Let us pray:

Praise be to Oprah, show us the light. For those of us who haven't eaten since Sunday (namely, me), restore our appetite and remodel our homes then give our mothers makeovers.

Um actually...
I think a list of "Urbanatime's Unforgivables" is in order:
1. Googling images of warts
2. Watching "Riding the Bus with My Sister"

Stay tuned for more heinousness.

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