Wednesday, August 31, 2005


Possibly another victim of Urbana

grey skies are gonna clear up! put on a happy face.

If this doesn't make you smile a lot, then you have no soul.
its true. you don't.

**For more incredible dog pictures, check out my friend's "pet" project at Pup on a bun.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Downtown Magazine is looking for an Advertising Coordinator!

Today I get to sift through a wad of resumes to find myself a replacement! I've decided that recent college graduates suck balls. They are the most self-absorbed people alive!! They think they are God's gift to Human Resources!!!! Listen to this:

"To whom it may concern:

Graduation quickly approached and I was left extremely excited about exercising all of the amazing things that I have learned here at Barnard and at Columbia University. As an English major with a writing concentration, I have had the opportunity to hone my communication skills as well as enjoy and reflect on the many aspects of our culture through different types of literature. In addition, my liberal arts background has helped me to understand the importance of being well-rounded, as well as the versatility that it fosters. The vast exposure here influenced my wanting to explore various industries through internships and luckily I managed to gain wide range experiences through the different fields that I have worked in."

Gag me with a spoon! You're not getting hired bitch! I don't care how much cash you put down for that degree. I bet the "amazing things" you learned at Barnard had something more do to with making out with chicks and calling yourself bi-curious for 3 weeks.



I'm so glad you were born. The world wouldn't be the same without you.
Also a very happy birthday shout out to the venerable Michael Jackson and Senator John McCain. You go boys.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

How to get him to like you

MSN always has a plethora of dating tips for us single folk looking for that certain somone.

This weeks Tip #1: Turn your date ON by forcing him to taste your slobbery raspberry sorbet. Be sure to shove it a little too close so he really gets a good lick. It will make him think of your vagina.

For more great ideas in dating....
It's not too late for summer love!!!

Saturday, August 27, 2005

the money shot

Click for more news on the Ferrer 2005 campaign.

Add this one to Bartlett's

In today's

The Ferrer camp said it has sent trackers to watch the other candidates, though trackers frequently shadow the mayor.

"We're interested in what he has to say," Ferrer spokesman Frank Rothman said.

The Ferrer camp must be so proud. And so are the folks here at Urbanatime. You go Frank!!

Thursday, August 25, 2005


Look for the girl in the tiger print and heart-shaped glasses. It's her birthday fool. You better recognize.

My birthday August 29th!  I'm turning 18!  Its such an exciting year. I'm really looking forward to the opportunities 18 brings my way.

Anyhoo, we're celebrating a day early on the beaches of Brighton for some fun in the sun and maybe some wiffle ball, paddle ball, and/or kite flying.  Bring your swim trunks, a nice towel, some sunblock, and a trashy magazine to share.  I prefer In Touch but anything from Star to O (Oprah) to Weekly World News will do. 

We'll probably be sneaking in beers and peanut butter sandwiches and you should too!

Sunday, Aug 28th
Brighton Beach Seashore (probably somewhere near the p.p. shack but not too close!)
I will be there at 1pm.  You get there sometime around then too.
Take the  B, Q To Brighton Beach!

See you there!

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Peter Peter pumpkin eater.

Originally uploaded by andi814.
There's something spreading around the cobblestone streets of Britain. I call it, Hugh Grant Syndrome. Looks like yet another English bloke is really just finding awful ways to embarass the shit out of himself (see: chubby nanny). Lucky for Jude, outlook is good. Hugh bounced back, made a couple romantic comedies and called it a career boost.


even if i did go get the subaru this weekend...

I'd have to take the china town bus.

"The driver of the New York-bound bus carrying about 45 passengers noticed smoke streaming from the rear left wheel at about 2 p.m., then pulled over to inspect the vehicle, passengers said. The confused passengers fled the bus just before flames shot 50 feet in the air and engulfed it."

Really, I don't feel like being remembered as a crispy girl.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Where to?

"Where are we going?" she asked as we turned down Metropolitan towards the BQE, the windows rolled down, our hair flowing behind. The radio was turned loud to a Kelly Clarkson song. We knew all the words.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

And the winner is...

This month's most brilliant magazine cover goes to WIRED.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Like a Puppy with Big Feet

Those nubs are at least 10 years ahead of their time. We'll be watching you oh little one of bodacious bosom and supermodel loins.