Monday, October 31, 2005

Mystery Crotch REVEALED!


morelarry&robin
Originally uploaded by andi814.
Yup, That delicious bulge belongs to Urbana. Check out my hot flavor savor sidekick.

HAPPY HALLOWEENer!

Dawg.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Do your duty

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Someone has GOT to be the "Kid in your kindergarten class who smelled like pee" for Halloween. And that special person is YOU! Yes YOU reading this right now. There's never been a better excuse for getting loaded and peeing yourself all night!!!

Outfit: Winnie-the-pooh something or other on your person and Velcro sneakers.
Make-up: Chocolate pudding crusted with cheerios in general mouth, nose, and cheek area.
NOTE: Honeynut ensures maximum crustability however, Lucky Charms may be substituted to add color.

Now go home and practice the following conversation with your roommate or mom:

Random Stranger in a bar: Why hello there sexy. What exactly are you supposed to be?
You: The kid in your kindergarten class who smelled like pee.
Stranger: That's funny cause you smell heavenly to me.
You: I do? [commence peeing center stage right] How 'bout now?
Stranger: Ah yes. I believe that's the odor of Jenny Lathem, the girl in my kindergarten class who smelled like pee.

SUCCESS!

Faces have been blurred to protect the innocent (until proven guilty).

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Still Stumped on your freaky deaky costume choice?

Holy Shit! Halloween weekend starts in 4 nights. That means you have 3 days to think of something to wear. FUCK. Do NOT go to Ricky's. Do not go to salvation army. you will not have time to do laundry and you don't want to smell 2nd hand all night. After all, Halloween is about having sex with strangers and strangers are not turned on by mildew and pit stains.

Alas, you have another choice if my first suggestion isn't the right thing, or your roommate already read Urbanatime before you did. Here's option 2:

1. put on black stockings over your head and wear black turtleneck. Wear green or brown pants and bright shoes with jingle bells on them.
2. print out picture below
3. cut out picture
4. paste picture to bellybutton area of your body
5. walk around and ask babes for candy.

Monday, October 24, 2005

boo-a-licious

Each year as Halloween approaches, we discover new and interesting ways to amuse and frighten our friends. Urbanatime knows this is a long and often dreadful process of creativity. We'd like to make the "scary costume" search easier for you by following these 5 easy steps.

1. enlarge picture below
2. print out
3. cut out
4. paste to head
5. Walk around and use big words.



Don't forget to overdose on reeces peanut butter cups and mini three muskateers. Delicious.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Stuff on My Urbana Chapter 1


Ah shit. I have an entire arsenal of 'Nick on my Urbana' photographs. (See Dance Move of the Week: Boobhead.) I'm shopping them around to some galleries in Chelsea cause I think they deserve a proper showing to the metropolitan public at large. I'm pretty much the Diane Arbus of our generation. Yes, it's true.

She looks just like both of you!


bundle of joy
Originally uploaded by andi814.
Here again is another relic.

Check out that crazy eyebrow plucking action that used to consume a little part of every day. I'm glad i've finally embraced the parts that make me special, like bushy brows... Very in for the fall season, as is navy blue, my astrological power color. Its the time, of the season for urbanaaaaaa! (psychadelic fade out)

Summer wind, keeps blowin in


sponge bob dead pants
Originally uploaded by andi814.
here's an oldie but goodie for the memory tank.

We're going to start a new feature called "Stuff on my Urbana." SOOO your job is to find me when i'm sleeping, taking a nap, resting, or passed out and put something on me, with the exception of your penis and/or balls. Then, take a picture and send it to stuffonmyurbana@gmail.com. We'll post it NEXT DAY!

Monday, October 10, 2005