Thursday, November 17, 2005

Urbana Reporting from Downtown:

Beware! Tribeca over run with pint size Asian girls and boys carrying massive and multiple Steven Alan bags.

The Steven Alan sample sale started today with savings of 30-75% on young designer and unique threads that you could absolutely positively never afford, that is unless you bone Heath Ledger and give birth to his baby. Alas, some other washed up indie darling has already beat us to it. That's why good old Steven has given us his infamous bi-annual Sample Sale.

Urbana and an associate went to the sale during lunch since it is a mere 3 feet from our office door. The selection was decent though there were several racks of the unwanted clothes you've been sifting through since the sample sale of 2003. Urbana left sans purchases due to a recently inflated spare tire. (more to come on that tribulation)

In conclusion: If you're a size 4, RUN TO STEVEN ALAN SAMPLE SALE. 87 Franklin St btw. Broadway & Church. Sale ends Saturday Nov 19th at 7pm.

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