Friday, March 03, 2006

Today's Flavor Is:

Holy fudgy cow patties creamed with coffee flavor! Are those chocolate cookie crumbs in your bed?!
You may be asking yourself: How does Orudis know about that night I had with What's-His-Name from Max Fish?
Well DUH silly! It's because I was there of course! Me and my newest friend Vermonty Python!
This shit's so good you'll want to throw it up, freeze it, and eat it again...or just have a million of its babies.

To: Jerry and Ben (aka the Lady Slayers)
From: Menstrual Cycles Everywhere
Re: Vermonty Python
Msg: Thank you.

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