Saturday, December 22, 2007

Yup, still scary

Dear Jordy,
Please put your lady on bed rest.
Thank you,
The world.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Unflattering Pregnancies...

Many woman get a glow when warming a bun. Not our friend xtina! Poor thing pushing that belly out... Maybe she just ate a couple extra tacos for dinner last night.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Meet Fanny Clapp

If only she'd found a nice Dick Hertz from Holden to love they could've signed their Christmas cards:
Dick n' Fanny

Thursday, November 01, 2007


Urbana and Liebmann did it up for Halloween! Check it.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Daytime TV Hosts' Costumes!

1. Ellen Degeneres as Preggo J.Lo

2. Regis and Kelly as Harry Potter and Hermione

3. The Today Show

4. Ms. Martha!

and thats all i can find. Pretty much i just think ellen is difficult to look at like that. There's the inspiration.


Monday, October 29, 2007

Whoz dis guy? Mr. Balloons!

This video makes Urbana very happy!

St. Nick's Appearance on the Today Show!

Josh Turner sings on TODAY
Josh Turner sings on TODAY

Watch this video to see our pal, St. Nick's daytime tv debut!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Ricky Martin Week!

THE CUP OF LIFE! SHAKE YOUR BON-BON! Ladies and Gays, its Ricky Martin Celebration week. This week is just for Ricky because after all these years, he has finally received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This past Tuesday in Hollywood, CA, Ricky Bent down to touch his gold [dirt] star.

Congrats Ricky! Puerto Rican Pride!

Celebrate "Livin la Vida Loca Week" by:
1. creating a construction paper chain for the countdown to Mtv's new show, "Making Menudo." Premieres one week from today so chain would have 7 links.

2. Finding your nearest Karaoke bar and choosing "Cup of Life" spanish version.

3. Attending the Shake your Bon-Bon contest at Priya's house this friday 8pm est. Byob.

and last

4. Not admitting you're gay. Ricky we Support! (you in your bathing skivvs)

Get in the Ricky spirit. Ole!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Fun Pet Costumes:

When thinking about fido this holiday season, consider these fine options for dressing your bff.

Your pet will love celebrating the dinner of the new world in this cute Plymouth Plantation outfit.

Oui Oui, Has your little friend gotten a little snooty recently? Show him who's boss with this Brie cheese and bordeax inspired number.

Nothing says "I'm still a virgin" like dressing your pet up as star wars characters. Let people know what you need!

Isn't your pet funny?! So funny. I agree.

Pup been reading too much? Is it raining? nothing is better than dogs with raingear on. its very natural!

This is the rocker dog look. Dress your pet in the outfit that shows everyone that "every rose does have its thorn." Bandana included.

I hope you are feeling inspired to dress your cats and dogs. Cats really love wearing clothes. God Bless.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Halloween Costume #5

Did your friends already claim Urbana's costume ideas and now you don't know what to do? I understand the frustration and I thank you for coming back to Urbanatime for more inspiration. Here's one for your inner tv on dvd lover.

5. Jessica Fletcher

TO create this costume, you will need one blond wig:

One sweater (cardigan a plus):

One modest double strand string of pearls:

One kickin' pair of Easy Spirits:

Long Ladies Skirt:

Add a gallon of gumption, a cool demeanor, and 3 lbs of fresh maine lobster and you're ready for candy grabbbin!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Potential Halloween Costumes: You Vote!

Urbana has so many ideas for her favorite holiday coming up. HALLOWEEN! Here's a few ideas...
1. Large Marge

2. Victoria Beckham

3. Hamburgler

4. Fourth of July Lady

What do you think!?

Friday, September 21, 2007

Urbana's Favorite Things about Fall, part 1

This afternoon, it started feeling like Fall again. This year I am super psyched up for FALL weather since I haven't really seen it for 2 years! Here are some, just some of my favorite fall things... feel free to add your own.

1. Where I work in Boston, the cool sea air comes breezing by in the afternoon and it smells like the beach.
2. Sweatpants and Hoodies
3. Pumpkins Pumpkins Pumpkins!
4. An abundance of FUN SIZE candy bars! WOO WOO WOO WOO can I hear a HOO HA!

Yes, this afternoon, I went to the corner store to buy windex and paper towels and right on the counter was a big bowl of FUN SIZE Butterfingers, my all time favorite. I got one and it was GLORIOUS! Then I spent the next 10 minutes sucking the crisp butter center out of my teeth! YAY.

Countdown to Halloween: 38 days!

Urbana's Home Remedies

Why pay $100 or more for expensive spa treatments? Cut your own hair and save $50 plus tips. Paint your own toenails and save $20 plus gangrene. Now here's the real deal, instead of those fancy colonics all the actresses are hitting up, take control!

Home Remedy #1: Who needs a colonic when there's Starbucks in town?

You see its all very simple. Walk to your closest Starbucks. (there should be one within 5 blocks of either your home or office) Order yourself a Venti iced coffee (sweetened or unsweetened, your choice) and Drink Up!

Wait a few minutes, and SHAZAMM, instant colonic without hospital gown. Look at Urbana, saving you all some money!

Incase you aren't sure of what a colonic really is, take a lookie...

Friday, August 31, 2007

A day without Labor

Yes, Have a very happy Labor Day. I will be going to Martha's Vineyard to hang out at the Kennedy compound with Buffy and Skippy. To KICKSTART your weekend, here are some pics to pump up your jam.

Turn up your volume and rock!