Friday, August 31, 2007

A day without Labor



Yes, Have a very happy Labor Day. I will be going to Martha's Vineyard to hang out at the Kennedy compound with Buffy and Skippy. To KICKSTART your weekend, here are some pics to pump up your jam.






Turn up your volume and rock!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Captain Zoom's Birthday Message

Space command to Zoom
All systems are go for your message to Urbana!

Hey, Urbana!
It's your birthday!
I'm in charge of the stars
And I'm here to say,
'cause Urbana,
You're the BIG STAR today!

My name is Zoom
And I live on the moon
But I came down to earth
Just to sing you this tune
Hey, Urbana,
It's your birthday today!

A present for you
I wanted to find
An outerspace creature
A one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay
For your birthday

Did you ask:
"uh, what's a kukelchoo?"
Well, up on the moon it's nothing new
But that won't do for you,
On your birthday!

I searched behind the clouds and stars
I even zoomed my bike to Mars
And met my friend the saucer man
And he said:
"Hey Zoom I got the bestest plan!
What your friend needs is something new,
So how about a song, just from YOU?"

And so tonight when you're in bed
I'll be singing to you as I zoom overhead
Singing, Urbana! Happy Birthday
Singing, Urbana! Happy Birthday
Singing, Urbana! Happy Birthday

To you!

Happy Birthday, Urbana!
See you next year!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Crush of the week: Young Chevy Chase

I'm currently watching a "Glory days of SNL" show on NBC covering 1975-1980. Need I say more, young, (inevitably coke and booze filled) Chevy Chase is pretty good looking and funny, therefore, Urbana Time's Crush of the Week. Here are some highlights...



Last Those Girls Party

The last Those Girls dance party at Botanica was yet another success! I love all you guys coming and hanging with us for a bit! Sometime soon, we're busting out on FRIDAY! Stay tuned for that. otherwise, here are some highlights of the beautiful people who came.

My pal, our bartender, Fiore
Fiore, my favorite bartender

DJ This Girl and CSS's Luisa
Shanon and Luisa

click for big size
Lucinda and Sara + neighbor George and pal Alex, Jolie, and Jeff Nick w/ Mystery Dane Katie and Meg Morgan and Andrew Whitney, Carol, and Emily, Paper girls Emily and Marissa Luisa and Shanon DJ Andrew

Saturday, August 04, 2007

A fun quiz!

This is the Sexual Obituary quiz.






What is your Sexual Obituary?

Suddenly just before orgasm, Urbana died while in the sack with their lover, Justin Timberlake.

Urbana will be terribly missed by Justin Timberlake.
'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com


How did you die?

What it means to be in Maine...

Hi Loyal readers,
For the next couple weeks, I will be in Bar Harbor, Maine, sitting on babies and pretending I'm a shark or mermaid or actually a nice person who is good with kids. Hehe, most likely I will be eating luxurious lobster rolls while you microwave last night's burrito leftovers. Doesn't it suck to be not-urbana? i know!

something like this...

or
with chowda!!


While you're thinking of New England, here's a few fun phrases...
Dick Hertz from Holden = a mysterious gentleman
Wicked = very/really
No Sah! = no sir
bosox = the only baseball team that matters
bubblah = waterfountain
What color is your bike? = What color is your penis?
aka. Do you have a bike? = Do you have a penis?
masshole = ME!
Packie = package store aka. liquor store

Please note: the bike slang i believe was only used during school bus Mini 1 rides, yes MINI 1. the short bus.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Who am I? What am I doing here on this earth?

What if boobs had no nipples? Would we still cover them the way we do? Would we wear them like we wear our elbows, knees, and toes? (meaning uncovered and free!)

This picture from PerezH made me think about that.

I mean, of course, there is no purpose for the boob besides the nub, but lets forget about feeding babies for a second.