Friday, September 21, 2007

Urbana's Home Remedies

Why pay $100 or more for expensive spa treatments? Cut your own hair and save $50 plus tips. Paint your own toenails and save $20 plus gangrene. Now here's the real deal, instead of those fancy colonics all the actresses are hitting up, take control!

Home Remedy #1: Who needs a colonic when there's Starbucks in town?

You see its all very simple. Walk to your closest Starbucks. (there should be one within 5 blocks of either your home or office) Order yourself a Venti iced coffee (sweetened or unsweetened, your choice) and Drink Up!

Wait a few minutes, and SHAZAMM, instant colonic without hospital gown. Look at Urbana, saving you all some money!

Incase you aren't sure of what a colonic really is, take a lookie...

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